Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out.

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I like fake birds
If this lovely actress really worked at a Mexican restaurant, we'd eat burritos every day. OK, who are we kidding? We already do that.

Chicka, Chicka, Wow, Wow

Our Halloween costume is officially set! This kid is our new role model.

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