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What makes these space-age works of walkable art so special, besides all the aforementioned ultra-this and ultra-that, and the fact they’re remarkably breathable and water-resistant, and, oh yes, those Poliyou rubber insoles that provide superior comfort and support while fighting foot-odor-causing bacteria?
Well, that’s pretty much it.